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Please Keep Down Your Complaints That Apple Card Is Sexist, The Algorithm Might Hear Us (Slackjaw)
Format Your Screenplay Properly For Instant Fame And Profit (The Writing Cooperative)
Format Your Screenplay Properly For Instant Fame And Profit (The Writing Cooperative)
HUMOR
Reductress
This Teacher Was Taking Three Buses To Work, So Her Students Surprised Her With Better Public Transit Infrastructure
How to Look Busy When Your Boss Tries to Confide in You About His Marriage
Is He Into You, Or Does He Just Need Your ID Badge To Rob This Museum?
The 5 Best Eyeshadow Palettes To Use All Of One Shade From
Entire Evening Planned Around Giving Amanda a Chance to Wear New Shoes
Trader Joe’s Launches New Line of ‘Your Friendship Is Worth $3’ Wines
3 Gifts For New Moms You’ll Never Give Your New Mom Friend Because She’s Too Busy To Hang Out
Inspiring Power Poses For Your Boss To Catch You Doing In The Bathroom
4 Loofahs That Will Trap Your Pubes Like Shrimp In A Net
5 Matte Foundations That Will Turn Your Skin Into An Eternal Void Bereft of Meaning
How to Stay A Manic Pixie Dream Girl Even Though You Just Bought a Honda Civic
5 Cozy Throws to Spread Lovingly Over A Dog That You’re Pretending Is A Baby
Four Winter Coats That Can Go Fuck Themselves Until They Come in Millennial Pink
Old Man Leaves Waitress $1000 Tip in Incredibly Kind Power Move
Slackjaw
How Will I Prove I’m A Free Spirit If You Won’t Let Me Pose Nude For This Art Class?
Your Audience Question At This Comic Con Panel Was So Good, I’d Like To Offer You A Job
Hey Cat Facebook Group! Do You Think I Should Keep This Cat?
Felonies Committed By My Immediate Family As Ariana Grande Songs
Splitsider (Now Vulture)
How I Bought a House at 25 by Saving Up and Also Being the Daughter of the Man Who Invented Houses
Funny Or Die
The Rich Eisen Show: Funny Or Die Pitch Friday (Contributor)
11 Signs You’re An Awesome Wingman (Contributor)
13 Endorsements You Wish LinkedIn Had (Contributor)
11 Solid Pieces Of Advice To Ruin Your Freshman Year Of College (Contributor)
Quotes from ‘Game of Thrones’ “Inside the Episode” S07:E06 (Contributor)
6 Quotes from ‘Game of Thrones’ “Inside the Episode” S07:E05 (Contributor)
Points In Case
Why I Decided to Get My MFA in Satisfying Videos
The Mayor of New York City Should Be An Actual Train
The Billfold
My Mother Was Right! How Have $20 Cash In My Wallet Saved Me From The Apocalypse
The Belladonna
I’m An Un-Produced Male Screenwriter Concerned About Hollywood’s Lack of Screenplays Written by Me
Robot Butt
Cryptocurrency vs. Cryptosporidium
Tip For New Gym-Goers: Do Whatever The Fuck You Want Because You Paid The Same Money For This Gym!
FBI Launches Full Investigation Into Whether Or Not Anyone’s Bringing Their Bathing Suits To Rebecca’s Birthday
How to Subtly Ask If He’d Be Into a Multi-State Murder Spree (Without It Getting Awkward!)
Hidden Easter Eggs in the Screenplay I Haven’t Written Yet
The Pink Canoe
Conspiracy Theories to Ponder While Jacking Off Your Bumble Date
Valentine’s Day Dresses That Are Both Sexy And Seasonally Inappropriate
Women In Comedy Festival Daily
Reasons I Am “That” Woman
Not Your Mother’s Baby
My Cat (and other dead things)
Sally Mag
Wow! This New Vegan Burger Tastes Nothing Like Meat And It’s Real Fucking Obvious
Funny-ish
Of Course I, Your Macy's Cashier, Will Pass Along Your Thoughts On This Coat To Michael Kors
Medium
Here It Is: The Exhaustive Breakdown of Every Shot In The CATS Trailer
How Millennials Killed The “Living In Mediocrity And Pretending To Like It Because You Think You’re Morally Superior For Not Wanting Nice Things” Industry
My Day At CatCon, 2018
The Joke Is, The President Is Gay. Do You Get It?
Goodbye, Eric Barry, Sorry You Couldn’t Get Laid
That Time I Got BenGay On My Cat
Father’s Day Gifts for the Emotionally Distant Dad
This Teacher Was Taking Three Buses To Work, So Her Students Surprised Her With Better Public Transit Infrastructure
How to Look Busy When Your Boss Tries to Confide in You About His Marriage
Is He Into You, Or Does He Just Need Your ID Badge To Rob This Museum?
The 5 Best Eyeshadow Palettes To Use All Of One Shade From
Entire Evening Planned Around Giving Amanda a Chance to Wear New Shoes
Trader Joe’s Launches New Line of ‘Your Friendship Is Worth $3’ Wines
3 Gifts For New Moms You’ll Never Give Your New Mom Friend Because She’s Too Busy To Hang Out
Inspiring Power Poses For Your Boss To Catch You Doing In The Bathroom
4 Loofahs That Will Trap Your Pubes Like Shrimp In A Net
5 Matte Foundations That Will Turn Your Skin Into An Eternal Void Bereft of Meaning
How to Stay A Manic Pixie Dream Girl Even Though You Just Bought a Honda Civic
5 Cozy Throws to Spread Lovingly Over A Dog That You’re Pretending Is A Baby
Four Winter Coats That Can Go Fuck Themselves Until They Come in Millennial Pink
Old Man Leaves Waitress $1000 Tip in Incredibly Kind Power Move
Slackjaw
How Will I Prove I’m A Free Spirit If You Won’t Let Me Pose Nude For This Art Class?
Your Audience Question At This Comic Con Panel Was So Good, I’d Like To Offer You A Job
Hey Cat Facebook Group! Do You Think I Should Keep This Cat?
Felonies Committed By My Immediate Family As Ariana Grande Songs
Splitsider (Now Vulture)
How I Bought a House at 25 by Saving Up and Also Being the Daughter of the Man Who Invented Houses
Funny Or Die
The Rich Eisen Show: Funny Or Die Pitch Friday (Contributor)
11 Signs You’re An Awesome Wingman (Contributor)
13 Endorsements You Wish LinkedIn Had (Contributor)
11 Solid Pieces Of Advice To Ruin Your Freshman Year Of College (Contributor)
Quotes from ‘Game of Thrones’ “Inside the Episode” S07:E06 (Contributor)
6 Quotes from ‘Game of Thrones’ “Inside the Episode” S07:E05 (Contributor)
Points In Case
Why I Decided to Get My MFA in Satisfying Videos
The Mayor of New York City Should Be An Actual Train
The Billfold
My Mother Was Right! How Have $20 Cash In My Wallet Saved Me From The Apocalypse
The Belladonna
I’m An Un-Produced Male Screenwriter Concerned About Hollywood’s Lack of Screenplays Written by Me
Robot Butt
Cryptocurrency vs. Cryptosporidium
Tip For New Gym-Goers: Do Whatever The Fuck You Want Because You Paid The Same Money For This Gym!
FBI Launches Full Investigation Into Whether Or Not Anyone’s Bringing Their Bathing Suits To Rebecca’s Birthday
How to Subtly Ask If He’d Be Into a Multi-State Murder Spree (Without It Getting Awkward!)
Hidden Easter Eggs in the Screenplay I Haven’t Written Yet
The Pink Canoe
Conspiracy Theories to Ponder While Jacking Off Your Bumble Date
Valentine’s Day Dresses That Are Both Sexy And Seasonally Inappropriate
Women In Comedy Festival Daily
Reasons I Am “That” Woman
Not Your Mother’s Baby
My Cat (and other dead things)
Sally Mag
Wow! This New Vegan Burger Tastes Nothing Like Meat And It’s Real Fucking Obvious
Funny-ish
Of Course I, Your Macy's Cashier, Will Pass Along Your Thoughts On This Coat To Michael Kors
Medium
Here It Is: The Exhaustive Breakdown of Every Shot In The CATS Trailer
How Millennials Killed The “Living In Mediocrity And Pretending To Like It Because You Think You’re Morally Superior For Not Wanting Nice Things” Industry
My Day At CatCon, 2018
The Joke Is, The President Is Gay. Do You Get It?
Goodbye, Eric Barry, Sorry You Couldn’t Get Laid
That Time I Got BenGay On My Cat
Father’s Day Gifts for the Emotionally Distant Dad
NOT HUMOR
Pittsburgh City Paper
Jeff Goldblum: An Appreciation
Late Night At The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
The Toast
Wicked: Haters to the Left, Please
The Writing Cooperative
Your Humor Piece Needs Way Less Explanation Than You Think It Does
Jeff Goldblum: An Appreciation
Late Night At The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
The Toast
Wicked: Haters to the Left, Please
The Writing Cooperative
Your Humor Piece Needs Way Less Explanation Than You Think It Does
