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Comedian Jessica Delfino on Writing a Great Joke, Playing with Words, and Finding Humor in Motherhood (The Writing Cooperative)
Wine Mom Face Masks (Slackjaw)
I Cured My Insomnia By Dating More Exhausting Men (Slackjaw)
It's Okay To Take Five Minutes To Write A Novel (Submittable Content For Creatives)

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​Our Tech Company Just Invented A Bus, But Better Because There Are No Poor People On It (Slackjaw)
​How I Solved Racism By Voting (Slackjaw)
​This Teacher Was Taking Three Buses To Work, So Her Students Surprised Her With Better Public Transit Infrastructure (Reductress)

HUMOR

Reductress
How to Look Busy When Your Boss Tries to Confide in You About His Marriage
Is He Into You, Or Does He Just Need Your ID Badge To Rob This Museum?
The 5 Best Eyeshadow Palettes To Use All Of One Shade From
Entire Evening Planned Around Giving Amanda a Chance to Wear New Shoes
Trader Joe’s Launches New Line of ‘Your Friendship Is Worth $3’ Wines
3 Gifts For New Moms You’ll Never Give Your New Mom Friend Because She’s Too Busy To Hang Out
Inspiring Power Poses For Your Boss To Catch You Doing In The Bathroom
4 Loofahs That Will Trap Your Pubes Like Shrimp In A Net
5 Matte Foundations That Will Turn Your Skin Into An Eternal Void Bereft of Meaning
How to Stay A Manic Pixie Dream Girl Even Though You Just Bought a Honda Civic
5 Cozy Throws to Spread Lovingly Over A Dog That You’re Pretending Is A Baby
Four Winter Coats That Can Go Fuck Themselves Until They Come in Millennial Pink
Old Man Leaves Waitress $1000 Tip in Incredibly Kind Power Move
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Slackjaw
I’m The Cop Who Is Skeptical Of The Main Character’s Unorthodox Methods
How To Market To Gen Z Even Though You Are Afraid Of Them
​FAQ About The Cemetery For Winners
Ways The Trump Campaign Can Keep Saying Joe Biden Is Sleepy
Translation For Our Start-Up Job Posting
Our Meditation App Is Free, But Eternal Inner Peace Starts At $3.99 A Month
​Other Activities Of The Guy Who Wears His Face Mask Pulled Down Around His Neck
Are You Trying To Escape Reality By Watching TV? Tough Shit, Here's Our Coronavirus Commercial ​
Things I Assume To Be True About Animal Crossing, From Someone Who Has Never Played Animal Crossing ​
9 Habits Of People Who Aren't More Successful Than Me, But Who My Mother Keeps Bringing Up For Some Reason
Erotic Tales For Seasonal Retail Employees
We're A Married Couple Who Hosts A Podcast And Oh Boy Are We A Lot!
​How Will I Prove I’m A Free Spirit If You Won’t Let Me Pose Nude For This Art Class?
Your Audience Question At This Comic Con Panel Was So Good, I’d Like To Offer You A Job
Hey Cat Facebook Group! Do You Think I Should Keep This Cat?
Felonies Committed By My Immediate Family As Ariana Grande Songs
 Please Keep Down Your Complaints That Apple Card Is Sexist, The Algorithm Might Hear Us
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Splitsider (Now Vulture)
How I Bought a House at 25 by Saving Up and Also Being the Daughter of the Man Who Invented Houses

Funny Or Die
The Rich Eisen Show: Funny Or Die Pitch Friday (Contributor)
11 Signs You’re An Awesome Wingman (Contributor)
13 Endorsements You Wish LinkedIn Had (Contributor)
11 Solid Pieces Of Advice To Ruin Your Freshman Year Of College (Contributor)
Quotes from ‘Game of Thrones’ “Inside the Episode” S07:E06 (Contributor)
6 Quotes from ‘Game of Thrones’ “Inside the Episode” S07:E05 (Contributor)

Points In Case
Why I Decided to Get My MFA in Satisfying Videos
The Mayor of New York City Should Be An Actual Train

The Billfold
My Mother Was Right! How Have $20 Cash In My Wallet Saved Me From The Apocalypse

The Belladonna
I’m An Un-Produced Male Screenwriter Concerned About Hollywood’s Lack of Screenplays Written by Me

Robot Butt
Cryptocurrency vs. Cryptosporidium 
Tip For New Gym-Goers: Do Whatever The Fuck You Want Because You Paid The Same Money For This Gym!
FBI Launches Full Investigation Into Whether Or Not Anyone’s Bringing Their Bathing Suits To Rebecca’s Birthday
How to Subtly Ask If He’d Be Into a Multi-State Murder Spree (Without It Getting Awkward!) 
Hidden Easter Eggs in the Screenplay I Haven’t Written Yet

The Pink Canoe
Conspiracy Theories to Ponder While Jacking Off Your Bumble Date 
Valentine’s Day Dresses That Are Both Sexy And Seasonally Inappropriate

Women In Comedy Festival Daily
Reasons I Am “That” Woman

Not Your Mother’s Baby
My Cat (and other dead things)

​Sally Mag
Wow! This New Vegan Burger Tastes Nothing Like Meat And It’s Real Fucking Obvious

​Funny-ish
Of Course I, Your Macy's Cashier, Will Pass Along Your Thoughts On This Coat To Michael Kors

The Writing Cooperative
Format Your Screenplay Properly For Instant Fame And Profit

The Startup
How To Remind Your Reader That Your Characters Are Super Hot (So They Overlook Your Gaping Plot Holes) 

Medium
A Cats Musical Diehard Fan Attempts To Autopsy Cats (2019) 
Here It Is: The Exhaustive Breakdown of Every Shot In The CATS Trailer
​My Day At CatCon, 2018
Goodbye, Eric Barry, Sorry You Couldn’t Get Laid 
Father’s Day Gifts for the Emotionally Distant Dad

NOT HUMOR

​Pittsburgh City Paper
Jeff Goldblum: An Appreciation
Late Night At The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Submittable Content For Creatives
Writers: Are You Wearing The Right Shoes? 

The Toast
Wicked: Haters to the Left, Please

The Writing Cooperative
What to Do When You Have a Great Title for a Humor Piece (and Nothing Else) ​
Your Humor Piece Needs Way Less Explanation Than You Think It Does

INTERVIEWS

The Writing Cooperative
Screenwriter Jeffrey Scott Collins on Going from Finance to Feature Writer and Spending Five Years on One Film 
Memoirist Greg Mania on Going from Blogging to Book Deal and Publishing in a Pandemic

press

Editors Explain: How Do You Get Started As A Freelance Writer? - The Writing Cooperative
​Interview with Sarah James - The Robot Butt Digest - Issue 21 ​